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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

DEATH.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

so today i took a poop. hehe

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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