why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Dude man, I'm high...

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Knock, Knock! Go away!

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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