- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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