silver bullet?

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Anti Joke

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