How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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