- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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