- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

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