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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

a blind man walks into a wall

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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