A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Whats two plus two Four!

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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