- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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