Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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