- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

Justin Bieber

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??