Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

anti jokes are really funny

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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