- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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