- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What is square and grey? A grey square.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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