- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Jimmy Saville

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Rebecca Black sings a song.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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