Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

the WNBA.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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