- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

What do you do when its night time and you go downstairs and see your tv floating in the air? you say PUT IT DOWN N I G E R

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

Why do fat people commit suicide

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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