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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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