1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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brittney griner

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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