Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

This is not a joke.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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