Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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