- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

"Knock knock" Come in!

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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