- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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