- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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