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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What's a dead baby look like? I don't know, I don't fap with my eyes open.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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