- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

a man checks his mypsace

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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