A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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69.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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