- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

knock knock who's there? faith

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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