- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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