- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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