- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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