A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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