So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Daniel is a fag

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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An man walks to a bra

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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