- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

A man was shot. He died.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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