Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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silver bullet?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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