- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

the power to turn magnetism into light

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

a chinese man pays the full price

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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