Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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