- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

"Knock knock" Come in!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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