- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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