You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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