Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Dislike if you are a prostitute

European on my shoes, buddy.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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