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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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