- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

My Butthole.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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