Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

anti jokes are really funny

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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