Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

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the lemon was sweet.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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