- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A van drives into a car.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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