Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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