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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Dude man, I'm high...

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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