- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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