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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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