What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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have safe sex

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thomas!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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