What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Mitt Romney

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Your big dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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