- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

knock knock who's there? faith

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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