why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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i had sex.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Anti Joke

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