How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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silver bullet?

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Vote this up

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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