Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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