- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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