Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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