A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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penis

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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