- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Gretta has five legs? -no

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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